Well, how was that for a chapter ending, fiends? Even though they got the lyrics right, those guys couldn’t carry a TOMB if their lives depended on it! BLECH!

Anyway, we want to thank you all for sticking with our little sickening stab at the real horror of Halloween – the PEOPLE WHO DON’T CELEBRATE IT! There won’t be a new page next week – don’t worry though, Jocelyn and I are just going to take a brief break and work on the next chapter, also move all our belongings to a new crypt and maybe visit a few of your cities! We’ll be exhuming… I mean resuming things Wednesday, April 14th!

[laughs maniacally and then groans in pain

In the meantime, click the NEXT BONEton to see something… grotesque. It will sicken and disgust you and keep you up at night! It’s…